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Once upon a time a beautiful independent from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."

A frog came into a bank to from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. "Oh," said the manager, "that's a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan."

Q What does a bankrupt frog sayA from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

Q Why are frogs so happyA They from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!

What does a frog say when it from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Q How did the frog cross the from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants They always from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you say if you meet from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.

What did one frog sayto the other from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What do you call a rich frog from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.

Why didnt the female frog lay eggs from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !

Where do you get frogs eggs At from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !

Where do frogs leave their hats and from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

What happens if you eat a hot from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !

Whats white on the outside green on from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

Whats the world weakest animal A toad from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

What goes dotdotcroak dotdashcroak Morse toad Frog from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

How did the toad die He simply from Flashcomment Frog jokes Jokes
How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !